Today, house staffers be like:

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Give us a thumb's up if you're ready for some Running of the Presidents!

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It snowed over the weekend. Really mother nature? Here are 15 reasons why spring in DC needs to happen, SOON! Reason #9 - Outdoor patio brunches. Like this one at Duke's Grocery! http://ift.tt/1ffi4Pc

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Two giveaways this week! 2 tickets to Washington City Paper's Best of D.C. fete http://ift.tt/1iHyPmC 100 tickets to Cuban Fury screening http://ift.tt/1maHgrx

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A simple flowchart of when it's acceptable to take a #selfie:

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For my Walking Dead friends...

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Don't forget to swing by the Cloture Club photo booth tonight at Taste of the South! After Party: With over 400 RSVPs, we're going to pack Russia House tonight. Party like Putin!!

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We're giving away 2 tickets to the Washington City Paper Best of DC gala. The annual celebration honors the Best of D.C. as voted on by City Paper readers. http://ift.tt/1iHyPmC

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Going to Taste of the South? Don't forget to RSVP for the after party at Russia House! http://ift.tt/1dwNFx1

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I see what you did there Congressman... #TBT

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Pope's body guards > President Obama's body guards

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8 metro riders we love to hate... I'm looking at you guy who blocks the door. http://ift.tt/OdOltD

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For those looking to attend grad school, CQ Roll Call is hosting their FREE annual spring graduate school fair. Food and drinks provided and $100 Cap Lounge raffle. What shall it be... Harvard or Georgetown? http://bit.ly/1gqe8vP

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It's snowing outside again... Thanks #Obama.

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An oldie but goodie, 16 DC Life hacks: A how-to MacGyver the district. http://ift.tt/OWR3G7

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It's Caption Tuesday and It looks like grandma got to check off the last item on her bucket list today up in NH. Give this photo your best caption!

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Guess which rock star was on the hill today? h/t Shuckerow

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President Obama, would you please sign an executive order to force spring? We're tired of this winter crap! Sincerely, Everyone

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It's 4:30pm on Friday! Here's your palate cleanser. Duke sucks!

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We're giving away 30 tickets to the Captain America Winter Soldier screening next week! Who wants to come?! http://ift.tt/1d7UMfm

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Finally, the Washington Monument to reopen in May. http://ift.tt/1d7Rske

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An oldie but a goodie, true story of the DC Life. http://ift.tt/WyNw3C

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Lauren recently sat down with Jason Bateman to talk about his new movie Bad Words, which opens in theaters this Friday. http://ift.tt/1oAFf9j

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A big thank you to our #MarchMadness Bracket Challenge sponsors! With your donations, our prize pool is worth $800+! Still time to sign up: http://ift.tt/1oiikPY

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5 Ways your coworkers choose their winning brackets as told by the movie #Clueless. Which one are you? http://ift.tt/1lOZTRy

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This wins the internet today! #MarchMadness

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So Obama picks picking Louisville, Florida, Arizona and Michigan State to be the last teams standing. Who do you have in the final four? http://ift.tt/1gP1N0b

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Give this photo a caption! Over the weekend the President went shopping and got flack for purchasing pink. Can we say #PinkGhazi?

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there's an hour left! kiss me i'm eye rash.....

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Leprechaun found in Mobile, Alabama? http://ift.tt/141Wadi

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Cloture Club is teaming up with Fireside21 for a bracket challenge with $650+ in prizes! Also, join us on Friday for our watch party! http://ift.tt/1oiikPY

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Happy #SnowPatricksDay !

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For those who want to get a head start, we're teaming up with Fireside21 for a bracket challenge with over $500+ in prizes! http://cbsprt.co/1gx1Otd group password: CCFS21

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It's Friday and 4:30pm! Here's your palate cleanser from this bitter cold week.

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This photo pretty much sums up U.S. and Russian relations right now.

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ICYMI, The Daily Show started a new trend, #McConnelling. Here's our entry: http://ift.tt/1o0d0kn

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Attention: Last chance for scaffold-free dome photos! http://ift.tt/1fAM7Bp

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Just in case you needed a #TBT from the house floor image for your library.

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So how was your morning commute? http://ift.tt/1dUGTiS

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High winds knocked out power at the Capitol tonight. H/t Amanda

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Sports fans! Cloture Club got Washington Capitals media passes for a night. Check out our adventure and behind-the-scenes photos. http://ift.tt/1dRIXb9

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If you like bocce ball or skeeball, the Florida Gators, or the Pittsburgh Steelers, you probably want to sit down before you read this: The Pour House is closing their doors next month. http://ift.tt/1lAN8Kb

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Can we call this a bi-polar vortex?

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Zing!

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This last weekend was full of whiskey and beer. Here's Missy's review of the DC Brewers Ball. Let's be honest, the best way to fund raise is through the stomach! http://ift.tt/NXonwB

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It's caption Tuesday! Give this photo of Obama and Biden razzing this guy.

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Soo President Obama did "Between two Ferns" with Zach Galifianakis. http://ift.tt/1enJKxs

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In honor of Chuck Norris's 74th birthday, brush up on your knowledge of the man who is the reason Waldo is hiding … http://ift.tt/XeRRV4

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As Washingtonians, we are quite lucky to boast one of the top ten Mexican restaurants, Oyamel Cocina Mexicana. Here is Shawn's review of their 7th Annual Tequila and Mezcal festival! http://ift.tt/1ityU0l

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Rebecca is back from #CPAC and came up with a list of the Top 10 Strangest Things She Saw. Take this lady for instance. Nothing says conservative like stilts and a full American outfit. http://ift.tt/1ehB0sL

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