A good list of questions that we usually hear from tourists, friends and visiting family members.
After asking the cloture club contributors, here's our list of the 17 Questions everyone in DC hate!
"Are there any stores at the national mall?"
Look for the big GAP sign. Should be next to Jamba Juice."What do you do and who do you work for?"
The typical DC question. My response: "I sell dreams. Want to buy one?""Can't you get us into the White House TODAY? I thought you knew people."
Sure, let me call the President and tell him we're coming by."Do you see the President all the time? Have you ever met the President?"
Motorcades are the worst."How much did you say you pay in rent? That's so stupid!"
We're all aware you can buy a mansion for $300k in rural Bumwood West Virginia. That's just the cost of living here."Which Metro line goes to Georgetown (or Dulles)?"
Take the Uber express from the red line."Are you a Redskins fan?"
Only when they're winning."Did you know DC wasn't originally the capital of the U.S.?"
Did you know the human brain weights 8 lbs?"Is that the ________ (insert any monument, memorial, or museum)?"
I once heard a group of tourists claim the Supreme Court was originally the White House. Who comes up with these facts?!"Is everyone in DC a lobbyist?"
Or a consultant?"Is Scandal/House of Cards really how everything operates in DC?"
Yes, we're all murders."I am moving to Rockville. Is that near DC?"
Absolutely."I love going out in DC. Are you on the list at Smith Point?"
Rather go to the Tune Inn."My cab driver told me there is more than one 6th and D, how is that?"
"Why do ALL the restaurants have happy hours?"
A restaurant has to have a happy hour to survive in this town. Fact!- "What's your security clearance?"
At a recent networking event I witnessed two people arguing over who had more security clearance. Really?
Top Secret IDFC (I don't f__ care.)
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